reasons why i hate mary kay

1. i spent over $2000 on it and never had any customers
2. my sales director didn't help me get customers at all
3. i felt like shit asking my family to buy stuff
4. now that i want to sell it back, i've got $600 coming to me
5. it took me forty minutes to find the number to call to sell it all back
6. the skin care line made my face greasy
7. it's mlm at its finest
8. the prizes suck!
9. i hated my senior sales director since she was a biggity-bitch
10. i miss my $2000
11. i had this huge convoluted idea about how i was going to save the world
12. i could have spent that money on christmas presents

check it, yo. mary kay may have some nice make up, and some people may like their skin care, but that business is like the economy of antigua.  1% of the company live in mansions with marble sidewalks and shopping malls on every corner.  the leftover 99% is filled with dirt roads, unkempt villages, starving children, and people dying of curable infections and viruses.

P.S. on a totally different note, thanks for nominating me top blog! wheee! although i guess i have to thank nomad, since without her, that blog would never have existed...